Dahlia begins . . .

"When I was 3, my brother fed me a rather large quantity of Windex. Being a bonehead, I lapped it up. Later, as I was having my stomach pumped, he got off without punishment, cleverly claiming it was "an accident." The Supreme Court hears argument today on whether it might have actually been smarter for him to have announced he did it on purpose."

I so love this woman!

You can read the rest here.

L&E to the rescue

If you ask me, there is a decent collective action problem argument to be made here.

Our noble profession.

Today's Times reports that Lawyers' Ads Seeking Clients in Ferry Crash.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Dahlia, oh Dahlia.

She is truly the queen of reporting on the Supremes.

In this week's column on oral arguments in Maryland v. Pringle, she cautions us:

"Don't carpool to work with crack dealers, not even the kind with elderly mothers and preschoolers in the back seat."

Read the rest of the column here.